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1. What do you do for a
living?
I'm a struggling (but funny
and recently handsome) stand-up comedian. But not funny
or handsome enough to afford living in Folsom.
2. How did that come about?
My life hit rock bottom
personally and professionally and telling people about
it made them laugh. They said, "Wow, you should talk
about that on stage!" Nothing says comedy apparently
like being fired, degraded, and made fun of for being
out of shape.
3. If you could interview anyone dead or alive, who
would it be?
Britney Spears. She has
made SO MUCH money selling product without worth. I
want to see if she is really smart or if we're just
really stupid.
4. What cartoon character you most identify with?
I guess I am like Vanity
from the Smurfs or maybe Miss Piggy. I am highly
neurotic, thus making me the foil of many a joke. This
is an interesting question that I've never been asked
before. More and more I meet people who have unhealthy
obsessions with cartoon characters. I met a woman with
body art of TAZ above her breast. That scares me. It
makes me want to get rid of my Doogie Howser tattoo.
5. What brought you to Folsom?
I came to Folsom to
open a video store, but then there were already sixteen
of those so I thought, "How about a pizza place?" Hmm,
28 of those. Then I figured, "Ok, maybe I should just
finish elementary school." That was in 1987. And
congratulations are in order. I'm going to finish this
spring!
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